Review – Hydra Castle Labyrinth

And now, a proper game. Hydra Castle Labyrinth is a Japanese action-platformer with some RPG-ish elements, easily comparable to titles such as The Maze of Galious or La-Mulana, just a lot cuter, and probably much more forgiving.

Featuring a large dungeon to crawl divided in different zones, and tons of enemies to kill, a number of bosses, several secrets, and plenty of power-ups, this little game has little to be ashamed of. Controls, mostly. Jumps are a bit tricky (not to the point of La-Mulana, thank goodness) and your knight has serious troubles to jump off ladders, as you can easily see in the video above. This can get a bit maddening when you see danger coming slowly towards you as your character descends (or ascends) at an even slower pace directly to take damage, but on the other hand this is in part an actual mechanic of the game, by design, forcing you to time your movements to avoid taking hits. Not too natural for anyone who ever played this kind of games, but tolerable and certainly not deal breaking, once you get used to it.

By the way, the soundtrack is fantastic.

The game is in Japanese, which I’m assuming nobody reading this blog speaks. Thankfully, for those of us unable to make any sense out of kanjis, there’s an English patched version on RGCD.

A solid (and free!) experience that will get you hooked for at least a couple of days, once you get past the initial awkwardness of the ladder controls. 7/10.



Mushroom Kingdom Fusion

Remember when you were young, liked a couple of similar platformers and wondered how would they blend into a better, single entity? Mushroom Kingdom Fusion isn’t exactly the answer to that, but certainly falls somewhere in the same direction. Like those pirated NES cartridges that allowed you to play a game using the sprites of a different one. The thing is, this time, it’s actually a new game.

Apart from a level design I’ve seen defined as “dreadful”, Mushroom Kingdom Fusion offers the most bizarre mix of every single retro franchise you ever loved. Mario gunning down a demon from Doom? Tails fleeing from one of those horrendous headless beasts from Quake? Sir Arthur climbing those platform filled hallways from Metroid? All of this and a lot more happens in this game. No single trademark is left unraped. While Abobo’s Big Adventure may be a proper homage (or satire, up to you) to those NES titles you grew to love, mushroom Kingdom Fusion hijacks your nightmares after two days of uninterrupted play and makes them real. Yet, it is somehow… fun. In a very unclean way. I can certainly see the effort put behind it, and, in the end, you have to take into account that it’s the result of the work of fans, released for free, for your enjoyment.

All I can say is grab it while it’s hot and see it for yourself.



There We Go…

So, apparently this is going to be the great shitstorm of this year. Well, I’ll be there too.